You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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