erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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