If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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