she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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