That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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