At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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