dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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