Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
