What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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