I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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