I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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