Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
