Ambien. No doubt about it.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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