white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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