i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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