is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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