I don't think brook has ever known best
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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