Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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