yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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