I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just saw a hot homeless man
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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