do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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