IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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