I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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