I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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