Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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