oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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