im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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