what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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