We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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