i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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