there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I think I am morally bankrupt
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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