My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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