I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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