Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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