the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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