i need an iv and a liver transplant
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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