So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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