...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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