I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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