I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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