it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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