You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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