WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
never play flip cup with pint glasses
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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