why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.