haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
All I want is dick and wine.