normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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