i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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