im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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