I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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