She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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