Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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