Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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