problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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