Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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