I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Dignity is for republicans.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
