I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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