Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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